The Lolitas from the Riviera
 The parade began and what a crowd of people and pretty young ladies. The Lolitas from the Riviera stood out the most. They were very friendly and full of information. Of course. They were professional hostesses, and had decided to come to the parade before starting work for the night. |
 Just looking at them and you knew they worked in Human Resources. They seemed to have a special way with people and put you at ease in seconds. You could see they worked for a very important firm. Yes, they said sweetly, the company they worked for employed a lot of girls. They gave me their card and asked me to come and see them sometime.
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 Even the authorities were impressed. A certain Lieutenant General Tejero ambled by, "Hello girls". He also greeted me, "And what do you think you're doing here? Get out of here!"
I told him I was an ecologist. He embraced me. He showed me his uniform and told me that the Guardia Civil were also Green. He brought out a bottle of Anis. "For the ladies, it's a cold night tonight".
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 But Madame Lola, was not impressed. "What's with all the photos?" I saw she could be dangerous and offered her a 1,000 peseta note. "What's this supposed to be? I'd get more posing as a statue on the Ramblas. Go away you perv, I only work with Roubles and credit cards. Keep your worthless Euros".
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 When I caught up with the Lolitas again, they were before the jury with their pièce de résistance, showing the town how a lady should walk. Walking the walk. Many a tranny could pick up a thing or two from these ladies.
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