e would like to thank the Al Merry Bedu tribe for their help during our sojourn at their Spanish estates. Particularly Abey who took time off playing polo with Prince William just so he could show us around. Here he is accompanied by his sister Ilona, Queen of City Take-Overs and Stock Options.

Also Alf, named after Sir Alf Ramsey in honour of the last time the English beat the Germans at anything, for being a mine of information. We weren't able to catch him for posterity as he was too busy staying up front where all the trouble was.