The Emperor's a little miffed with us, he's never been the victim of slick jewel thieves before. We can't help it, we just look gorgeous in cat-suits.

So we decided to chill out in Sitges and live the high life, drinking champagne and smoking loads of cigarettes, substances banned throughout the other sectors.

Don't look for us, we're dangerous!

We won't mess with you so long as you don't mess with us.

So Peace and Good Will to you all, or else...